Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
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Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
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Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-O:P :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 855 views
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