Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
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Servant picked up d phone.

Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
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Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing....

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-O:P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta-"AUR haramkhor kya haal hai"..

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta.

Agle din jab wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola.
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Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola.

''SAMAJh TO TU GAYA hi HOGA.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlfriend Romantic mood me,

Girlfriend Romantic mood me, Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai, Aajao
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Boyfriend :- Tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera dil laga rahega :P

Moral :- Har ladka kamina nahi hota, Koi sharif bhi hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife shopping karke wapas aayi,

Wife shopping karke wapas aayi,
To husband wife se samaan laate hue bola,

“Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?”

Wife : Bilkul theek kaha, esme mere new sandel hain!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dawaa Ka Bottle

Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.

Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)

Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?

Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: Kyu nahi?

Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband Wife

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->

by nadeem (few years ago!)