1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he.
Me
aapko kesa lagta
hon.

Miss so sweet,

Bacha: To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko aap
k
ghar kb bhejon.

Miss: wo q.

Bacha:Take wo
hamari
baat aage chalaeen,

Miss:ye kya bkwaas
hai.
Bacha:
.
.
.
.
.
Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b na Qasam se

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 914 views

A sardar was very fond

A sardar was very fond of sensational and
detective novels, but he always started reading
from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did
so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about
its conclusion but also about its beginning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Doooor se

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum Nay Meray Lover Ko

Ek Larki Doosri Larki Say: Tum Nay Meray Lover Ko i Love YOu Kio Kaha.
2nd Larki: Behen Jab Tak Larka Kunwara Ha, Na Tumhara Ha Na Hamara Ha. :O

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW

A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer:Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?

Sardar:Me kanta badal donga

Officer:Agar na badal sako?

Sardar:Me Red signal donga

Officer:Light na ho to?

Sardar:Me Red jhanda dikha donga

Officer:Jhanda b na mila to?

Sardar:Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa

Officer:Kyun?

Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.”:-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)