Patient to Nurse: I Love You.Indian Jokes

Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!

Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai Hai !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views

Wife knows

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by Kashif (few years ago!)

Hairan kun bat

1sj sardar:yar murghi ka bacha ande se kaise nikalta hai?

2nd sardar:niklna chorh yaar, mujhe to ye samjh nai ata k wo andar kaise chala jata hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Two snakes were out taking

Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"

"Why, yes we are", says the second.

Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

"Yes, we are very poisonous."

The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"

"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"

"I just bit my lip!!!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Memon Mareez

Doctor:
Woh Memon Mareez
Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha?

Nurse:
Iss Baat Per K Dawaen
Khatam Honay Se Pehlay Hi Wo
Kyun Sehat Mand Hogaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Flying In The Plane

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)