Patient to Nurse
Patient to Nurse: I Love You.Indian Jokes
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!
Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai Hai !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views
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Larka: Shave bana raha hu.
... Larki: ok, main baad me call karti hu.
Larki ne 30 minut baad Call ki
Larki: kya kar rahe ho ji ?
Larka: yaar shave bana raha hu.
Larki: ok, I'll call u later.
Larki ne 1 h0ur baad Call ki
Larki: janu ab kaha ho ?
Larka: yaar abhi to main shave bana raha hu.
Larki chair k boli: din mein kitni baar shave karte ho :-??
Larka: lagbhag 50 bar.
Larki: are pagal ho kya?
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Larka: nahi barber h0un ..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Admi:
Mera Ultra-Sound KarO.?
Doctor:
Qamiz Utaaro AUr Shalwar Zara Neechy Karo.?
Admi:
Pehla Ultra-Sound Nahi Karte..!
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1 patan 12 floor pe office me betha
tha 1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan
tmhari beti bhag gayi Ye sunte hi
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Niche girte waqt 10th flor pr yad aya
k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr
yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue
or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL
KHAN hi nahe.
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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
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Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
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