Patient to Nurse: I Love You.Indian Jokes

Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!

Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai Hai !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Suna hai ke tumari biwitumari puja karti hai.

Hindi Man to Funny Punjabi: Suna hai ke tumari biwi
tumari puja karti hai.
Funny Punjabi: Hanji, vo jo bhi khana mere aage
rakhti hai, vo jala ke hi rakhti hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

JUDGE to Santa

JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega.
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Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki ek asi paheli

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri
saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’
Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?

Socho ?

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Socho ??

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Socho



CHAIN KI SAANS

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)