Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Sir : Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar :Haan Puchhta Hu
Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
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