MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 973 views

How old are you Shobit?

Rahul: How old are you Shobit?
Shobit: i'm 7 years old.

Rahul: You know what when I was in your age I was also 7.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

College righting

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the
new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest
Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua
Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway
a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 pathan masjid mai Namaz parhne gaye.

2 pathan masjid mai Namaz parhne gaye.
Namaz ke baad pehla bola: Shukar hai, Jammat mil gaii.
Dosre ne jawab diya: Haan, agar wazu karne chale jate to jamat nikal hi jati.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Colony Ka Bhikari

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Ladka Bas Stand Pe

Ek Ladka Bas Stand Pe Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Chedte Hue Bola

Ladka: “Aur Sunao Madam Ji, Kya Haal Chaal Hai?”

Ladki Gusse Mein Boli: “Jo Teri Behan Ke Hai”

Ladka Besharmi Se Hanste Hue: “Woh Toh Pregnant Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)