MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 495 views

3 women:

3 women:
Topic: Husbnds se kaam krwana

American:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tum pakao gy
2nd din us ne kuch na kia
3rd din usne rost bna lia

German:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kro gy
2nd din wo chup raha,3rd din pora gar saaf tha

pakistani:
maine un se kaha k ainda kapry tum wash kro gy,apne sab kam khud kro gy

agly din mujhy kuch nazar na aya
2nd din bi kch nazar na aya
3rd din aankh ki sojan kuch utri to kch nazar aya..:-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur,

Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur,
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Thakur: Le le..
mere hath lele..
basanti ke bhi le le,.
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Jay aur viru ke bhi lele
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Ramu kaka ke bhi le le
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Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.!
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Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho gaya. :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Any Key

I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
I told him to select Word Perfect from his menu and when he did it gave him the opening screen which said, 'Press any key to continue...'

He looked at the keyboard for awhile then asked me, 'Where is the 'any' key?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Soch rha hun k...

santa- soch raha huin ki usa ghum aauin, kitane
paise lagenge.
banta- kuch bhi nahi
santa- wo kaise?
banta- sochane ke paise nahi lagate.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Credit card

Reporter:
Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak
hasil kya?
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Shumila Rana:
Shoping waha ke jae jaha Security Camera na lga
ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)