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Dono Bachpan main

Question: Pathan aur Gadhay main konsi 2 cheezen same hain?

Answer: Dono Bachpan main Khob Soorat hotay hain, aur Baray ho kar Transport ka kaam karte hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aadat bhi bohat milti hai.

Ek Pathan Airhostess se: "Aapki shakal meri BV se bohat milti hai."
Airhostess ek zor daar thappar us pathan kay mun par marti hai.

Pathan:"Aadat bhi bohat milti hai."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
She will become Lara Lara...

Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara, She will become Lara Lara.... Bolo Tararara

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
To kya Cycle hum rakh le?

Judge said to Pathan: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua lihaza, Tumhain Ba Izzat bari kya jata hai.

Pathan: To kya Cycle hum rakh le?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Who r u?

Pathan goes India illegally,

Security Officer: Who r u?
Pathan: I am Hindu.

Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!

Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan goes India illegally

Pathan goes India illegally,

Security Officer: Who r u?
Pathan: I am Hindu.

Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!

Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
bura lagta hai

Pathan to his friend: Ye jo table pe aadmi hai, mujhe bohat bura lagta hai.
Friend: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Woh jiski muchen(Moustaches) hain.
Friend: Muchen to sabki hain.
Pathan: Woh jiske kapray safaid hain.
Friend: Woh to sabke safaid hain.
Pathan ne ghusay se piston nikali aur 3 ko goli maar kar bola
"Ye jo reh gaya hai, humko bohat bura lagta hai."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
You cheated with me

Pathan: You cheated with me.
Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai.
Pathan: No..
Radio kay andar se Larki bolta hai. This is Radio Pakistan.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Light chali gai

Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.

Pathan: Kar di na jahilon wali baat.

Pankha chalega to Mom Batti nahi bujh jayegi?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
AFTER SOME TIME

ONE BROTHER AND SISTER WERE WALKING DOWN ON A ROAD

AFTER SOME TIME :

BROTHER TO SISTER : " behen , parda karo, Aage punjabiyo ka mohaLLa hai "

AFTER SOME TIME

SISTER TO BROTHER : "bhai , ab tum parda karo , Aage pathano ka mohalla hai "

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Oye khan tum yeh kya kar raha hai

A Pathan continuously throws butter slices out from his window.

Friend asks: Oye khan tum yeh kya kar raha hai?

Pathan says: Oye i want to see butterfly.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
AISA KARO GAY TO KON AAYEGA?

Ek Pathan apne baap ki qabar pe gaya aur Haal Chaal pucha.

Qabar se koi aawaz nahi aai.

Pathan Qabar per likh kar chala gaya k.....



AISA KARO GAY TO KON AAYEGA?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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Agar Pathan koi Cold Drink banaye to uska naam kya hoga?



Think???


"KHOCHA COLA"
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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha

Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha:
Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail main ho?

Pathan: Maine Bank Loota.

Aur



Paise wahin Gin'nay beth gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Hamara shadi hogi

Ek Pathan larki se: Hum se shadi karo tum ko Sawaab milega.

Larki: Woh kese?

Pathan: Hamara shadi hogi, bacha hoga.
Hum bachay ka naam Sawaab Khan rakhay ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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