Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 933 views
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Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan
mere ghar se canada tak road bana do.
Bhagwan - yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta.
Ladka:-fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se
mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare.
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Bhagwan:- beta road"single"banwani hai
ya"double" :
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jo cheez Urti hai
Master : Jo cheez Urti hai, wo anday deti hai
Aur
Jo zameen per chalti hai, wo bachay deti hai.
Wo kiya cheez hai jo urti b hai aur bachay bhi deti hai..?
Pathan : Air hostess...:-p
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ak admi ki shadi hui dost se mashwra lya k apni bv ka dil kesy jitun
Dost:Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun
admi ne ja kr aesa hi kiya
Bv ne sun kr jwab dia
Nhi its ok Agr Gold Leaf hy to 1 suta mujhy b lagwa do.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dr:agr tm meri dawai se theak ho gae to ap mujhe kia du ge
mareez:me qabren khodta hun ap ki qabar faree khod dun ga.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Height Of Student Talent:
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Teacher: U Just Got 5 Marks & Still U R Laughing..
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Student: I’m Wondering How I Got 5 Marks..
I Wrote only some Lyrics
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Snta: Arrange Mariage se achi Luv Mariage Q hoti h..?
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Bnta: Saale, Qki Anjani "BH00TNI" se toh,
Jaani Pehchani "CHUDAIL" hi achi hoti h!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho..:-)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)