Pathan: khochi hm b tum se I love u
Pathani: I love u
Pathan: khochi hm b tum se I love u kahy to kya krogi
Pathani: Khushi se mar jaun gi
Pathan:
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Jao meri behen
JEE Lo apna zindagi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 569 views
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hey friend look a beautiful Girlis standing there".
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Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
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1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai tongue
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