A Lukhnowi Nawab meets
A Lukhnowi Nawab meets Pathan:
Nawab: Janab kya me ap ko 1 takleef de sakta hoon?
Pathan: O Kaminay takleef dekar to dikha, dekh teri kese watt lagata hon.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 828 views
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