Height of kanjoosi
Height of kanjoosi
Pathan k pass
Mobile hai+Balance hai
Pathan 2 Major Rohail: Yaar apna to mobile dekhana
Tere bhabi ko "I LOVE U" ka msg send krna hy
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 832 views
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She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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Girl Friend: Chand Kahan Hy……..?
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Boy Friend: Chand do Han aik tum or aik upar
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After Marriage
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Wife: Chand kaha hy
Husband : Andhi hy….?
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wo upar kya tera Baap CFL light le k
Bhaita hy.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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He issued orders that only married
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
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Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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Exams ka time hai!
Bhagvaan se panga thik nahi!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)