Pathan Chappal
Pathan Chappal Aagy Rakh k Namaz Parh Raha Tha:
Ek Aadmi ne Kaha: Chappal Aagy Rakhny se Namaz Nahi Hoti...
Pathan: Aur Peeche Rakhny se Chappal Nahi Hoti
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 719 views
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