1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya
1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya aur Quaid-e-Azam ki Topi lagana bhol gaya:
Jab dukandar ko dia to Dukandar ne kaha: Iski to Topi nahi hai.
Pathan: Ye Quaid-e-Azam ki Garmion ki Tasveer hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 860 views
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