New Teacher: "Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up"

Pathan Stoodup.

Teacher: Are You Stupid?

Pathan: Nahi! Aap Akeli Khari Thin. Mujhe Acha Nahi Lag raha Tha.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 662 views

The outer part of a tree

A teacher took her class on a nature trail through the woods. She stopped by a tree and said, `Brian, can you tell me what the outer part of a tree is called?'

I don't know, sir,' said Brian.

Bark, boy, bark!' said the teacher.

OK, sir,' said Brian. `Woof! Woof!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Allah Ka Shukr Ada Kare

Maa doctor se phone par- Mere bache ko current laga hai main kya karun

Dr.- Pehle Aap allah ka Shukr ada kare ki Aap ki taraf Light aa rahi hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tell me major

Journalist: Tell me Major, did you ever fall into d
hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements?
Major: Oh, yes, but I escaped when I got a divorce.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal

Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal

Salam Saaley,
Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai?...
Kameno,
Studentx Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai.
Uper Sey Paper Checking Aisi Hoti Hai Jaisey Maa Ki Maut Ka Badla Ley Rahay Ho.

Aisa Sylabus Banatay Ho Jaisay Tmhara Yahan Sab Topperx Hain.
Tera Baap B Paper Mein Pass Na Ho.

Tu Bahir Mil Kahein Saaley....

Bataunga Tjhey.

Urx Faithfuly,
Pagal Hun K Naam Likhon?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se

Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:

Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.

Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)