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New Teacher: "Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up"
Pathan Stoodup.
Teacher: Are You Stupid?
Pathan: Nahi! Aap Akeli Khari Thin. Mujhe Acha Nahi Lag raha Tha.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 890 views
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