Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya
Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya,
aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia.
Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola,
Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 609 views
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Beta humare zmany mein yahan match hua krty thy
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ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-
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The barman says "Yes, thats them." So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!
" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
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