Sussar de do
Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don.
Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 631 views
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Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."
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Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
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1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi
“Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De”
Pata Hai Kya Hua?
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Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.
Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye.
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Yogi: AUNTYji!
Arpit ghar pe he?
Aunty: Haan beta,
abhi abhi aaya hai!
Maggi Kha rha hai...!
Tujhe bhukh lagi hai kya?
Yogi: ji Haan..! :D
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Aunty: Toh tu bhi apne ghar se kha kar aa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Police wala:tumhara koi mulaqati nai aya kia sub naraz hain?
Qaidi:nai wo pehle hi qaidi hain
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sardar K Marne K Bad 62 Yamdoot Aye.
2 Yamdoot Sawal Kr Rhe The,
Or
Baki, 60 Yamdoot..
Srdar Ko Sawal Smjha Rhe The..!!
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2 Larkiyan best friends thi.
Itefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Waja puchi
Pehli Boli: Main apne Shohar pr boht
ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri
Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jldi
ghar akr dekha k Shohar akela betha
hai
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne
“freezar”
khol k dekh liya hota to na tum
khushi se marti or na main sardi say…
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Teacher: Board per nahi dekh sakte naam ke sath hi likha hai
Banti: Mene socha shayad weh uska phone no hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.
Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?
Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,
Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,
Raste mein car kharab,
Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,
Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.
Wo bhi tu pi gya.
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