Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy?
Bush: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy?
Pathan: Nhi
Bush: Tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy!
Pathan: Tumhain tairna ata hy?
Bush: Yes
Pathan: Tum main aur kuttay mn kia faraq hy?
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