Khudkushi per taqreer

Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,

Khudkushi Haram hai,

Zulm hai,

Gunah hai,

Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 963 views
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