Ye Syrup 2 chammach subhah

Doctor: Ye Syrup 2 chammach subhah,
2 dopahar,
aur 2 Raat ko,
3 din tak lena hay...

Pathan: Apna dawai apnay pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chammach nhi hay!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 891 views
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