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Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-tum kuen mero gay?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happines

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar aadhi raat ko Husband

Agar aadhi raat ko Husband ka
dil kare or Wife ka mood na ho
to.
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Husband ko chahiye ki wo Wife
ko tang na kare
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Balki khud uth ke pani pee le..:p
,
"ye tha RAKHI SAWANT ka mind
testing totka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A pathan want 2 commit suicide

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked :

Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i cant live widout my friend

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,

1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,

Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya.

Ghar Aaya to Bili Us Se Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.

Pathan Bili ko Dobara Kahen Door Chor k Aaya,
Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.

Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
Wahan Se Usny Wife ko Phone Kya.

Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?

Wife: Han Pohnch Gai Hai.

Pathan: Us Kamini Se Bol k Mujy Aaker Le Jaye,
Main Rasta Bhol Gaya Hon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan kafi dair se

Ek pathan kafi dair se apna “NIKAH NAMA” dekh rha tha, Wife ne tung a kr pocha:

Kia dekh rhe ho? Pathan bola:

.EXPIRY DATE” dhoond raha Hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Admi srdar sy

Admi srdar sy:
Isy Englsh me Trnslte kro

Dukh Hmesha sath Rhta Ha
Magr Khushi Aati Jati Rahti Ha”

Sardar:My Wife Is Always With Me
But Her Sister Comes & Goes

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar to Wife

Sardar to Wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,

Sardar: Tu tension na ley,

Main ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.

Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.

The report said, “DELIVERED”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarji & his wife going

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: There is an earthquake

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping?

Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep.

This is not our own house, after all rented house..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar’s Leave application

Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kunware ki zindagi AIRTEL

Kunware ki zindagi AIRTEL ki tarah hai “Aisi aazadi aur kha”
Mangni ke baad zindagi SPICE ki tarah hai “Wife hai to life hai”

Shadi ke baad zindagi RELIANCE ki tarah hai “Raho patni ki muthi mein”

Beta hone ke baad zindagi HUTCH ki tarah hai “Jha jaye aap wha phunche network”
Aur aakhir mein BSNL ki tarah “The subscriber is not Reachable”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
AFRIDI's Daughter

AFRIDI's Daughter: Mummy Mummy, dekho papa six pey, six maar rahey hain.

AFRIDIs WIFE: Beta theek sey dekho, Head n Shouldr ka ishtihar hoga;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tmhari roz roz ki frmaisho se

Husband:Tmhari roz roz ki frmaisho se me tang a gya hon is liy khudkushi krne ja raha hon

wife: 1 black saree to dila de
iddat k dino me kya pehongi:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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