Ek pathan kafi dair se
Ek pathan kafi dair se apna “NIKAH NAMA” dekh rha tha, Wife ne tung a kr pocha:
Kia dekh rhe ho? Pathan bola:
.EXPIRY DATE” dhoond raha Hon.
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