AFRIDI's Daughter: Mummy Mummy, dekho papa six pey, six maar rahey hain.

AFRIDIs WIFE: Beta theek sey dekho, Head n Shouldr ka ishtihar hoga;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 787 views

Insan sub se zyada mafi kis se

Insan sub se zyada mafi kis se mangta h?
BOSS k samne?
WIFE k samne?
GIRL Frnd k samne?
Nahi?
?
?
Phir
?
?
Bhikari k samne
"Maff Karo Baba,Aage Jao.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Gadhe Ki Umeed

Ek Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai.

Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon..!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao

Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar

k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:

Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:

Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza ayaaaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There were three birds

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)