1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,
1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,
Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya.
Ghar Aaya to Bili Us Se Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.
Pathan Bili ko Dobara Kahen Door Chor k Aaya,
Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.
Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
Wahan Se Usny Wife ko Phone Kya.
Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?
Wife: Han Pohnch Gai Hai.
Pathan: Us Kamini Se Bol k Mujy Aaker Le Jaye,
Main Rasta Bhol Gaya Hon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 826 views
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