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Ek Tapori Ki Wife

Ek Tapori Ki Wife:- Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha..

Tapori- Accha, Kya Bola?
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Wife- Teri Maa K

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa in romantic mood

Santa in romantic mood asked wife :Are you free tonight ??

WIFE slapped SANTA nd shouted

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FREE Ke bache meine paise kab liye tere se :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Isko kahte hai BHAYANKAR BEIZZATI

Isko kahte hai BHAYANKAR BEIZZATI:

WIFE - Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera
gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya?
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Husbnd - MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
"AAHAT" dekhne ki aadat na hoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr. adhi raat ko

Dr. adhi raat ko utha or biwi se bola-main ja raha hu,hospital se Phone aaya hai emrgncy hai.

Wife-kisi ko to apni maut marne diya karo. .:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Leave application by sardar: sir

Leave application by sardar:
sir

satsrikaal

My wife is very ill & their is no other husband in family 2 take care of her

so kindly declare HOLIDAY.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife-Please Bike Tej Na Chalao

Wife-Please Bike Tej Na Chalao...

Muze Dar Lag Raha Hai..!

Santa-Agar Tuze Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai..
To Meri Tarah Aankhe Band Karle..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One Philosopher said

One Philosopher said: Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of
Her Husband...

'MISS' For One Year And 'STRESS' For Rest of the
Life. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek kanjoos ko electric

Ek kanjoos ko electric current laga...

Uski wife:-
Aap theek toh hai na?

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Mai theek hu... tu meter dekh unit kitne badhe...!! :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1Tapori Ki Wife

?1Tapori Ki Wife:- Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha..

Tapori- Accha, Kya Bola?
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Wife- Teri Maa Ki.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Wife

Santa Ki Wife Ka Rang kala Tha

1din biwi ne Orange Saari pehnkar Pucha

Mai Kaisi Dikh rahi Hu?
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Santa: jaise koile ki

factory Me Aag lag Gai ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
HusBand Ko Sapne

HusBand Ko Sapne Me WiFe Ne Chappal Maari.

2Din Tak Pati Apne Bank Nahi Gaya.

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Q K
Bank Me Likha Tha

Hum Ap K Sapno Ko Hakikat Me Badlte Hai. :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
mujhe shadi se pehle

Wife:mujhe shadi se pehle q nhi btaya k tmhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife h ?

Husband:mene shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tmhe RANI ki trah rkhunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GOLU har roz maths

GOLU har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata H Tcher ki wife:Kitni bar kaha wo mar gaye h,bar-2 phone Q karte ho

GOLU: sun ke acha lagta h.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
WIFE - Suno G

WIFE - Suno G jab aapne pehli bar mera gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya?

PAPPU - MA kasam mar hi jata agar TV par aahat dekhne ki aadat na hoti....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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