Kunware ki zindagi AIRTEL ki tarah hai “Aisi aazadi aur kha”
Mangni ke baad zindagi SPICE ki tarah hai “Wife hai to life hai”

Shadi ke baad zindagi RELIANCE ki tarah hai “Raho patni ki muthi mein”

Beta hone ke baad zindagi HUTCH ki tarah hai “Jha jaye aap wha phunche network”
Aur aakhir mein BSNL ki tarah “The subscriber is not Reachable”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views

Lady- Rahul mera bhai tha!

Lady- Rahul mera bhai tha!

Daya- Kya?? Rahul tmhara bhai tha?

A.C.P- Sch sch btao rahul tmhara bhai tha?

Aurat- Han mae sch kehrae hun rahul mera bhai tha!

Abhijeet- MY GOD

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Iska matlb tm rahul ki behn ho! :-D ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

husband said to hi wife

A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time"

The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hy!

Kitne Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ki soch

1 Pathan bachpan se heran-o-pareshan our Tension mai tha
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Yai soch kar ke mairi behn ke 2 bhai hai, owr maira 1 bhai kion?

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)