Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping?

Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep.

This is not our own house, after all rented house..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views

Nana Patekar As Anchor Of Kbc

Nana patekar : jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega.galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Baap Beti Se

Baap Beti Se ,
Pehle Tum Mujh Ko Papa Kahte
The Ab Dady Kuyn Kahti Ho ,
Kiya Wajah Hai ?

Beti : Papa Kahne Se Lipstick Jo Kharab Hoo Jate Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Is line ko do lafzo me Bolo

Madam
Is line ko do lafzo me Bolo
Me Apse pyar krta hu
Santa:Teri meri meri teri prem kahani he mushkil
Do lafzo me ye baya Na ho paye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Gun Revenge

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)