Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views

Inspector to Santa

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???

Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Public Toilet Gya

Santa Public Toilet
Gya aur 1Hour Bad Nikla

Bahar Betha Jamadar
Bola-20 Rs Sriman

Santa-Sriman
Mai Bathroom Mei Betha Tha CYBER CAFE me nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sunday Ko Aish

Pati: Aaj sunday hai aur aaj jee bhar ke aish karna….Movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.

Patni: Teen kyun ?

Pati: Tumhara aur tumhaare papa mummy ke liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan qabrisatan me

Pathan rat k andhere me qabaristan me ghus gia
jab 45 min bad dosri taraf se ja nikala to pasina ponjhte howe kaha ye kon sa road tha itne jumps

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

There was once a snail

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)