Admi srdar sy

Admi srdar sy:
Isy Englsh me Trnslte kro

Dukh Hmesha sath Rhta Ha
Magr Khushi Aati Jati Rahti Ha”

Sardar:My Wife Is Always With Me
But Her Sister Comes & Goes

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 628 views
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