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Mental hospital ka doctor

Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein aadha pagal toh ho hi gaya hoon. Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
at the bank

Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
paying bill

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
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Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
one million copies

One million copies of a new booksold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea,that can change ur wife''
While real word was(life)

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Mazaaq ki aadat

Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?

Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kiss karne ka style

Husband: Begam aaj koi aysi baat kaho

jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye?

WIFE: tumhare sab doston mein sab se

acha kiss karne ka style tmhara hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.

Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan khushi main

>Ek pathan ka hont jala huwa tha.
Kisi ne poocha kese jala?
bola. Wife ko chorne station gayatha.
khushi k mare train k engine ko choom liya: :p

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Mey Zindah Hon

1 pathan building se gira

doctor said he is dead

pathan suddenly woke up n said mey zindah hon.

Pathan wife: tu leta reh tujhe doctor se ziada pata hai kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Doctor's Wife

A Doctor's Wife Nvr Allowed Him 2 Come Near Her!
She Used A Very Unique Technique,
Guess Wat?
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By Eating Apple,
An Apple A day
Keeps The Doctor Away:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek kadvaa sach

Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: doctor ji

Wife: doctor ji, mere pati neend mein baat karna shuru kardiye hai. kya karu?

Doctor: din mein unko baat karne kaa mouka deejiye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Wife hit her Husband

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan
"tuunnn.."

HUSBND:What was that for? WIFE:I found a paper
in ur pocket with the name JENNY on it.

HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JENNY
was the name of my HORSE.

WIFE: Sorry!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN!
"tuunnn.."

HUSBND: y did u do that for?
WIFE: Ur Horse is on the phone

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek aadmi Apni Wife Ke Saath

ek aadmi Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye

Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.

Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.

Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”
Aadmi: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”

Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration
Card Hai”

Aadmi: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai
All Cards Are Accepted.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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