Sardar to Wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,

Sardar: Tu tension na ley,

Main ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views

A cops pull a gaye

A cop pulls a guy over
Sir, why were you speeding?
Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I
became really drunk.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

wishes

Once there were 3 people
Boss,officer & clerk going 4 a Lunch They met with a Jin
Jin said: im here 2 fulfil 3 wishes of a person but u r 3 peoples
So i’ll fulfil 1 wish 4 each
Clerk quickly said: send me 2 USA with a lot money.puff clerk disapears
Officer said: send me 2 Paris with a lot of money.puff officer disapear
Jin said 2 Boss what’s ur wish he said
“I want these 2 idiots back at office after lunch at 2:00pm”
Moral: Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st..

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Ek jageer daar sahab sheher mein

Ek jageer daar sahab sheher mein apney naey parosi ko maroob kerney keliey bata rahey they,

“Agar mein subah apni car mein beth ker apni zameenein dekhney nikloon to shaam honey tak aadhi zameenein bhee nahi dekh sakta”

Parosi ney izhaar-e-afsos kertey huey kaha, “Hamarey paas bhee bohat saal pehley aisee hi ek car hua kerti thee”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)