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Wrong Number

Wife was in the habit of having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.

One day she hung up after 15 minutes. “What is the matter today?” asked her husband.

“Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”

“I got a wrong number,” replied wife.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Flirt Husband And Wife

In A Party
Wife To Waiter: Where has the beautiful girl gone who was serving drinks?

Waiter: Why, you want a drink madam, I will arrange for you….

Wife: No, Actually I am searching my husband.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Explains Dukh And Khushi

Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."

The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Desi Sardar Joke

Hindi Man to Sardar: Your wife demanded a car but why did you give her a diamond ring?

Desi Sardar: From where could I get her a fake car?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband Wife Jokes Sms Hindi

Wife Ne Pati Se Gale Lagkar Poocha, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon.

Husband Ne Jawab Diye, Tumne Bhagwan Shankar Ke Gale Main Saanp Dekha Hain Na, Waisi Lag Rahi Ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man calls his wife

A man calls his wife through an! idea mobile.

But the call goes to another woman. They loved & got married..

Moral: an! Idea can change your wife ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR: kal me bathrom

SARDAR: kal me bathrom vich gia te uthy sap betha C

WIFE: hy o Raba fir tusi ki kita?

SARDAR: kuj nai me sup nu kiya tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya aye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wanted Wife? No Problem Just Do This Trick

An Unmarried Man Wrote His Status On Facebook As: “Wanted Wife”
Two Girls Like It.
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And 10,000 Men Commented: “Please Take Ours“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife Se Pichha Chudvane Ka Asaan Tarika

Ek Aadmi Ki Lottry Lagti Hai Wo Khush Ho Kar Ghar Jata Hai Aur

Patni Se Puchhta Hai.
Pati Khushi Se: “Mujhe Lottry Lage To Tum Kya Karogi?”

Patni: “Aadhe Paise Leke Hamesha Ke Liye Tumhe Chhod Ke Mayeke Chali Jaungi”

Pati Gusse Se: “Aaj Meri 50 Rupaye Ki Lagi Hai Ye Le 25 Aur Nikal Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chudail Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai

Ek Shaitani Chudail Ne 60 Saal Ke Pati-Patni Se Kaha.

Chudail: “Main Tum Dono Ki Ek-Ek Wish Poori Kar Sakti Hoon”

Patni: “Main Apne Pati Ke Sath Saari Duniya Ghumna Chahati Hoon”

Chudail Ne Chhadhi Ghumaai Aur 2 Tickets Aa Gaye.
Phir Husband Se Puchha: “Tum

Bolo, Kya Chahate Ho?”
Pati: “Mujhe Apne Se 30 Saal Chhoti Wife Chahiye”

Chudail Ne Fir Chhadhi Ghumai Aur Husband Ko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya.

Moral: Aadmi Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaahiye Ki Chudail Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Waqt Ke Sath Sath Tum Bhi Badlo

Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Mahaan Baaton Mein Se Ek Baat.

Samaye Par Aadatein Nahi Badali,
To Woh Aadatein Life Ban Jati Hai,
Aise Hi Samaye Par Girlfriend Nahi

Badali, To Woh Wife Ban Jati Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jaanwaro Se Hamesha Pyar Karo

Santa Ke Ghar Mein Billi Rehti Thhi, Santa Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chod Aaya.

Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.

Santa Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya, Billi Phir Usse
Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi.

Santa Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya, Abb Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada

Door Chodne Gaya.
Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha.

Santa: “Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi?”

Wife: “Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hotel Wale Hum Logo Ko Loot Te Ha

Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.

Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.

Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”

Santa: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”

Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration Card Hai”

Santa: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai All Cards Are Accepted.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Wife

Santa Ki Wife Ka Baby Hone Wala Thha So Hospital Mein Admit Thhi.

Nurse: “Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Ladka Paida Hua Hai”

Santa: “Wah Ji Wah Kya Technology Hai, Biwi Meri Hospital Hai, Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Paida Hua Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Superb add in Newspaper

A Superb add in Newspaper ”for Sale ”

Complete Set of Encyclopedia in Good Condition

Reason for Selling : No Longer needed.

Got Married Wife, knows Everything

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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