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Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Daadi marte hue :Beta mein apna farm, 6tractor, 50 janwar
aur 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hun
Beta: Dadi yeh sab hai kahan?
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Dadi: FARMVILLE on Facebook.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.
Banta: Aho! Te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab koi ladki ghar se bhag jane ki dhamki de...
to uske maa bap ko kya krna chahiye???
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No idea???
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I got !dea
use ganja kar ke bitha do 5-6 month tak bhagne ka
naAm nAi legi takli........ :P:D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The time taken by a wife when she says 'I'll get ready in 5 mins' is exactly equal to the time taken by the husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 minutes!!! :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chemistry Teacher: Oxygen ki Khoj 1858 me hui thi.?Santa:-Thank God mera janam usse pehle nahi hua varna main to ghut-ghut ke mar jata.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chemistry Teacher: Oxygen ki Khoj 1858 me hui thi.?
Santa:-Thank God mera janam usse pehle nahi hua varna main to ghut-ghut ke mar jata.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police officer 2 his son!
Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
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Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl - iss Dress ki kya Price hai?
Shopkeeper - 15000 rupees.
Girl - awww..!
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or wo pink walay ki kya price hai....?
Shopkeeper - awww + awww.....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: Papa Good News Hai.
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Father: Kya?
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Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
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Father: Haan
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Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ram aur Ravan seriously yudh kar rahe the.
Ravan: chal bye.
Ram: kyon, darr gaya kya?
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Ravan: abe, piche dekh, Rajnikant aa raha hai.:V.5
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.
Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)