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Teacher 2 student

teacher 2 student art ki copy pe sab train banao me 5min me aarhi hu

10min baad
te-train dikhao

stu-aap late ho gyi train 5min phle hi chali gae..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sharabi let kar gane ga rha tha

Ek Sharabi let kar gane ga rha tha

5-6 gane ga kar wo ulta let kar gane lga

Dusra shrabi yar ulta let kr kyo gane lga

Srabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arey, tune 500 saal puraani

Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.

naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:

KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold...!
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kuch daan karo Beta

Sadhu-kuch daan karo Beta?
Santa Ne Jeb Se 5/-Nikal K De Diye

SADHU-Khush Hoke Maang Beta Kya Mangta He?

Santa-Babaji,Mere 5/-wapas De Do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki

Dr. Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki mehman hai "i m sorry".

Husband: koi baat nahi dr.saab jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante bhi nikal hi jayenge…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek newspaper me chapa"50%

Ek newspaper me chapa"50%"
"ladkiya bevkof hoti hai"
Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.

Fir chapa"50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti" tab jakr ladkiya shant hui.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr. Sahab plastic surgery

Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50 hajar Santa: agar plstic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kr chipka bi Lena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pant ki silai kitni h?

Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.

Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo..gm

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Talak kar wane k 5000

Advocate-Talak kar wane k 5000 lagenge.

Men-Pagal ho kya? Panditji ne 51 me shadi karye thi.

Advocate-To saale dekh liya na saste kam ka natiza.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati ke marane ke 2re din

Pati ke marane ke 2re din
patni ne paper me advtz diya
mere pati ki antim
yatra me aane ke liye
sub ko thanks.
Kavita
(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,
Rang-Gora, NO-Child)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If a girl get 98%

if a girl get 98% mark her response,
kamina 2 mark or de deta to uska kya jata tha,

if boy gets 35% mark he says:
check karne wala farishta tha yaar:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhai sahab is underwear

customer:Bhai sahab is underwear ki kya garranty hai?shopkeeper:5 v manjil se kood k dekho,tum phat jayoge par underwear nahi...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh

Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.

Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkka K Liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa was playing Chess with his Dog!

santa was playing Chess with his Dog!

Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....

santa: kiya khaak intelligent hai,

5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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