Son: Papa Good News Hai.
Son: Papa Good News Hai.
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Father: Kya?
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Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
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Father: Haan
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Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1042 views
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