Tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views
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