Santa ko rota dekhkar
Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 621 views
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