Chemistry Teacher
Chemistry Teacher: Oxygen ki Khoj 1858 me hui thi.?Santa:-Thank God mera janam usse pehle nahi hua varna main to ghut-ghut ke mar jata.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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