Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje
Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.
Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 732 views
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