Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje
Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.
Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1125 views
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Teacher- Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa-Beta kiska hai
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hai
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Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan nhi
kya
Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaad diya
Dost-Chal daaru peetey hai
B'day par
Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa-Hamesha aage bade
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain
Love me fail hone pr
Maa-Beta bhul ja usko
Papa- Be a Man!
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