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Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes

Boy : Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The …

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ravan dance club me jata hai

Ravan dance club me jata hai. Uski entry baki sab se 10 guna jayada thi. Bolo kiyun?

Kiyun ki entry fees thi: Per-Head Rs 500/-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Principal: Agar koi ladka

Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Mr Funny: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.

Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai.

Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend bhi hai.

Funny Sahib: Beggar ho ke girlfriend bna li.

Funny Beggar: Nahi Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.

Santa: Drink quickly... before it gets cold.

Wife: But why...

Santa: Hot coffee is for Rs.5 and cold coffee for Rs.10.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar to his wife

sardar to his wife: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

Banto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You

Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
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I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The … =P:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar to his wife:

sardar to his wife: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

Banto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faqir:10rs dedo chai peyonga

Faqir:10rs dedo chai peyonga Seth:chai to 5 ki hai.....Faqir: Girl friend ko b pelaonga.....Seth:

Faqiro ne b Grl Friend banalin.....Faqir:nahi saab Girl Friend na Faqir bana dia ha :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PAPPU : Grand ma

PAPPU : Grand ma.will we be 5 members of family always.
You ,papa, mama , sister and me.

GRAND MA: No son when you will get married , we will be 6.

PAPPU: When sister will be married then we will again 5

GRAND MA: When your son born ,we will be again 6

PAPPU : When you will dead we will be again 5

GRAND MA: Hey you bastered , just go and sleep stupid .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Jaan! thinks for calling

Husband: Jaan! thinks for calling you , tm miss kr rahi ho gi.
Wife: and what about the fight we have 5 minutes ago?
Husband: O fittay moo, agian mistaken home no is dialed

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan to Sardar

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me the names of any 5 animals that live in water.

Sardar: Duck

Pathan: Good now tell more.

Sardar: Duck’s mother, father, brother and sister.

Pathan: Well Done

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The teacher asks the Sardar

The teacher asks the Sardar: You have 10 chocolates,
you gave 5 to Anjali, 3 to Manju, and 2 to Smitha. What do you have now?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The teacher asks the Sardar

The teacher asks the Sardar: You have 10 chocolates,
you gave 5 to Anjali, 3 to Manju, and 2 to Smitha. What do you have now?

Sardar: Three new girlfriends!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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