Jab koi ladki ghar se

Jab koi ladki ghar se bhag jane ki dhamki de...
to uske maa bap ko kya krna chahiye???
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No idea???
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I got !dea
use ganja kar ke bitha do 5-6 month tak bhagne ka
naAm nAi legi takli........ :P:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 702 views
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