Girl - iss Dress ki kya Price hai?

Shopkeeper - 15000 rupees.

Girl - awww..!
...
or wo pink walay ki kya price hai....?

Shopkeeper - awww + awww.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1086 views

Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Mein Kyu Rakha Jata Hai?

Pappu Aur Uska Dost Golu Ek Shadi Mein Gaye,

To Golu Ke Man Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pappu Se Puchha

Golu: “Yaar Pappu, Shadi Mein Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Mein Kyu Rakha Jata Hai?”

Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Jawab Diya

Pappu: “Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaaye, Abe Ye To Meri Wali Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 larka apni door ki Aunty k ghar gaya

1 larka apni door ki Aunty k ghar gaya.

Usay kafi dair ho gye ,

Aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum GUDDU k pass so jao

Larka bola rehne dain me bahir sofay par hi SO jata hun.

Subah 1 khoobsurat larki chai lekar aai

to larke ne pucha ap kon?

Larki: Main GUDDU aap kon??

Larka: main ullu ka Patha………

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui,

Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui,

Aglay din haathi ki death ho gai,

Chunti boli: Wah ri mohabbat, aik din ka pyar or ab saari umar qabar khodney mein guzray gi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Two Blond Girls on the Train

Two blondes are on a train, sitting in a cabin next to an older gentleman who happens to have a long beard.

One of the blond girls whispers to the other 'Wow, look, it's Charles Darwin!!'

'Are you stupid, he's been dead for over 200 years!' the other blonde replies.

Just then, another older man walks into the cabin and says 'Howdy Charles, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, what have you been up to?'

The first blonde says to the second 'Who's stupid now?'

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.

Larki walay

Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)