Girl - iss Dress ki kya Price hai?
Girl - iss Dress ki kya Price hai?
Shopkeeper - 15000 rupees.
Girl - awww..!
...
or wo pink walay ki kya price hai....?
Shopkeeper - awww + awww.....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views
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