Shehzadi

Biwi aur shohar market ja rhy thay, tau aik faqeer ne kaha....
"shehzadi paanch rupy de dy, andha hon"

shohar: dy do tmhen shehzadi keh rha hai, zaroor andha hoga..
:D :D
hahahha

by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 1012 views
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