Gf. chand kahan hai?
GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur
1 upar. After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai?
Pati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k
baitha hai.:-|
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 710 views
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