Biwi ko gud main utha lia
Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya or biwi ko
god mein utha lia.
Biwi: kya guruji ne romance karne ko kahan hai.
Santa:Nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 916 views
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