Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera
Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 688 views

Mari gadhi kho gai

Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho gayi,
kya tumne kahi dekha hai?”
Seeta- “Nahi, chalti thi ya band thi?”
Geeta-”Chalti thi|”
Seeta- “Tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When batsman hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

teri awaz sunnay ko

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

One Missing Girl

George came home one day, very excited.
"Do you know what they are saying?" he asked his wife Jean, "they say our janitor has slept with every woman in this building except for one!"

Jean responded "That must be that girl from number 32; no one likes her!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

To kya Cycle hum rakh le?

Judge said to Pathan: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua lihaza, Tumhain Ba Izzat bari kya jata hai.

Pathan: To kya Cycle hum rakh le?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)