Shoher. main tang a gaya hun
Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera
Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
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