Ghar se hamesha hansi ki awaz ati hai

BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki Awaz Ati
Hai,Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
Snta-Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai,Lag Jaye To Wo
Hasti Hai,Nhi Lge To M Hasta hu.

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