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Aik Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Qabar Par
Phool Daal Raha Hota Hai
Aur Brabar Men Bhi
Aik Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Qabar Par
Chawal Daal Raha Hota He

Pehla Aadmi : Ye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?

Doosra : Jab Tumhara Dost Chawal Khane Uthe Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hotel Ka Khana

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?

Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko

Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko
Motion Lagnay Ki Dawa Day Di.

Compouder:
Aap Ne Motion Ki Dawai Kyun Di?

Doctor:
Ab Wo Khansney Se Pehlay
100 Dafa Sochay Ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kama Kar Khao

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:Roti Dedo

Admi:Tamater Khao

Bhikari:Tamater Hi Q?

Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na

Sardar Wife:
Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na

Sardar:
Ghar Main Khanay K Leye Paisa Nahi Ha
Or Tujhe Kuttay Ka Baccha Chaheye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Proposing A Girl

Sardar Proposing A Girl

Terey Baghair Mein Kissey Din Wee Nayeen Sutta
Har Raat Khana Nayee Khada

Tey Hor Iss Toon Wad Kee Dassan K Ratee Sutyan
Mein Eena Dinna Wich Kissey Hor Da Naa Wee Nayee Leya

Bas Tasveeran Vekhda Saan Hun Tey Man
Ja K Mein Bas Tera Waan
(Toon Man Ja Baqi Tey Maniyan Ee Nein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar In UK Hotel

Sardar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha
Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

Sardar Replid:Éggs’ Mother

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

Pathan Ne Sardar Se Haath Milate Huay Us K Haath Per Kharish Ki

Sardar Bola:
Khan Sahab Hum Aisa Nahi Hy…!

Pathan:
O’Yara!Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga

Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga
Pathan Ne Sardar Ko Bohat Mara
Maar Kha Ke Sardar Utha
Kapre Jhaar Ke Bola
Phir Khan Sahab Me Inkaar Samjhu?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar:
Bhai Jail Ko Urdu Mei Hawalaat Q Kehty Hen?
Pathan:
Q K Jail Mei Khany Ko Sirf
‘Hawa’
Or
‘Laat’
Hi Milti He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga

Doosra aadmi,
Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mulaazim

Aik sahib ne apne naye mulazam se kaha& ja kar bazaar se aalu or gost le aao.
nokar ne kaha……janab main is sher main niya hun kahin kho jaon, chunacha woh sahib khud hi bazaar se saman le aye. ghar aa kar unho ne nokar se kaha ke lo ab pakao. is ne jawab diyaise sui gas par pakana nahi aata. in sahib ne khud khana tyar kar liya. phir mulazim ko awaz di aao khana kha lo. who bola”bar bar inkar karna acha nahi lagta. muje sharam aa rehi hay is liye kha leta hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Caller Tone

Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?

Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 5 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)
SARDAR KA JAHAZ MAIN SAFAR

EK KHAN AUR SARD EK DOSRA KA DOST THAY.

KHAN NA SARDA SA POCHA..
KHAN:- SARDAR JI AP JAHAZ MAIN SAFAR KIYUN NAHI KARTAY.
SARDAR:- MOJAY MARNA SA DAR LAGTA HY
KHAN:- MOUT KA TU EIK DIN MOQARAR HY PHIR DAR KASAY

SARDAR:- MAIN BI JANTA HON KA EIK DIN MOQARAR HY LIKAN FARAZ KAROO MAREE ABI ZINDGI HY LIKAN POILT KAY MARNAA KA TIME AA GIYA TU.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Scissors

Ek Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha,

Kisi Ne Poocha??

“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: : O Yaara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katna Bhi Par Jata Hai Na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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