Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na
Sardar Wife:
Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na
Sardar:
Ghar Main Khanay K Leye Paisa Nahi Ha
Or Tujhe Kuttay Ka Baccha Chaheye
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