Sardar In UK Hotel

Sardar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha
Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

Sardar Replid:Éggs’ Mother

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