Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga

Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga
Pathan Ne Sardar Ko Bohat Mara
Maar Kha Ke Sardar Utha
Kapre Jhaar Ke Bola
Phir Khan Sahab Me Inkaar Samjhu?

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