Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga
Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga
Pathan Ne Sardar Ko Bohat Mara
Maar Kha Ke Sardar Utha
Kapre Jhaar Ke Bola
Phir Khan Sahab Me Inkaar Samjhu?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1080 views
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Interviewer: What Did
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Pathan: I Was In Army.
Interviewer: How Long
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Pathan: 5 Foot 10 Inch :-)
Hahhaha
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Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
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Sardar: I don't know.
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 molvi ka tota (parrot) daily 1 shakhs ko
"oye beghairat" kaha karta tha
us shakhs ne molvi se shikayat ki
molvi ne tote ko danta
agle din jab wo shakhs qareb se guzra
to tota kuch na bola
thora agay ja k us shakhs ne peche mur k dekha to
tota hanste hue bola "Samajh to gaya hoga";-)
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Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
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Grl Boy Ko Dekh K.
Kya Mast H
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BOY Sharmate Hue
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