Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga
Doosra aadmi,
Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1183 views
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