Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
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ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga
Doosra aadmi,
Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga
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